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Favorite One-Liners. Hay! Just for fun!


Chris: I thought my chameleon died the other day. Turns out it was just lying on top of a dead chameleon.




Toby: I don’t believe in one-liners.





Amelia: I didn’t come here looking for trouble; I’m just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.






Jared: Someone call the vet. These puppies are SICK.




Lacey: All things being equal, tall people use more soap.






Braden: I think my dental hygienist is cute, so I eat a pack of Oreos whenever I see her.


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