Favorite One-Liners. Hay! Just for fun!
Chris: I thought my chameleon died the other day. Turns out it was just lying on top of a dead chameleon.
Toby: I don’t believe in one-liners.
Amelia: I didn’t come here looking for trouble; I’m just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Jared: Someone call the vet. These puppies are SICK.
Lacey: All things being equal, tall people use more soap.
Braden: I think my dental hygienist is cute, so I eat a pack of Oreos whenever I see her.