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Favorite One-Liners. Hay! Just for fun!

 

Chris: I thought my chameleon died the other day. Turns out it was just lying on top of a dead chameleon.

 

 

 

Toby: I don’t believe in one-liners.

 

 

 

 

Amelia: I didn’t come here looking for trouble; I’m just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

 

 

 

 

 

Jared: Someone call the vet. These puppies are SICK.

 

 

 

Lacey: All things being equal, tall people use more soap.

 

 

 

 

 

Braden: I think my dental hygienist is cute, so I eat a pack of Oreos whenever I see her.

 

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